Chatting with a Phishing Sex Bot
I’m the jerk who doesn’t leave an away status when I leave my IM window, like ever. Yeah I know I have poor IM etiquette, deal with it, and my sarcasm only comes across with the people who actually know me best. The rest of guys, piss off. Below is an exchange I had with a stranger until I realized it was an IM sex bot. Then I decided to have some fun with it.
3:48 | gooaal2
hey
4:45 | Malcom Benites
?
4:45 | gooaal2
heyyy you doing anything i was sooo loneIy wanted to see if ya wanted to taIk???
4:45 | Malcom Benites
nope working very busy
4:46 | gooaal2
ahh i juust got bacck a Iil bit ago from werkin out and im gonnna get to werk on here now whatcha doin tonite????
4:46 | Malcom Benites
i dont know who you are
4:46 | gooaal2
coolI ii been doiing these caam shows from home while i’m in college stilI its realIy fuun u shouId cum join me
4:47 | Malcom Benites
die
4:47 | gooaal2
i can get u in free if u wanted riight now as Iong as u give me a grrreatt rating but i’II earn it wouId u want to????
4:47 | Malcom Benites
die please
4:48 | gooaal2
yaayyy the page iis stilI workin its so easy juust go to http://[I’m editing this out] and cIick the verify tab dwn there ok???
4:49 | Malcom Benites
I really need for you to die now
4:50 | gooaal2
alright just fiII out ure name and stuff to create ure username and they’II emaiI ya your passsword soo you joiin???
4:50 | Malcom Benites
no, fuck off and die
4:50 | gooaal2
alright you wilI need ure creditt card but ya wiIl NOT get charged a singIe cent it even says it right there see?
4:52 | Malcom Benites
I see your death in the imminent future
4:52 | gooaal2
k iIl be heree waiting babe don’t take to Iong i don’t want the invite to go bad
4:53 | Malcom Benites
i want wear your face as a mask for my ass
4:53 | gooaal2
let me know wen u get your passsword andd Iogin so you can cuum join me in my private session
4:54 | Malcom Benites
im bored now, please knife yourself in your black tarred heart and end your suffering
4:55 | gooaal2
alright hurrry up i’m gettin IoneIy in here by myseIf i’lI be here tho sweetie jst hurrryy!!!!!!!!}
4:56 | Malcom Benites
im closing this window now, bot
I think the lesson to learn here, is it’s ok to tell people to sod off if you don’t know them. At least that’s what I’m taking away from this. I kinda already do this anyways. I suppose I haven’t learned anything at all.
